You can purchase some cool swag via this webpage. Just fill out the order form and pay in advance by clicking the button below. You’ll be rerouted to PayPal. Order fulfillment takes place through USPS, the old fashioned way, but you can add special instructions in the field below, and we’ll work like crazy to accommodate you. Thanks for making purchases via my site.

Thank you! Your order will be fulfilled once you click “submit” and pay by clicking PayPal.